NY Daily News reporter Joe Kemp needs to be put in charge of the war in Afghanistan. Our troops will have a decisive advantage once Mr. Kemp shows them how to use their knives to shoot the enemy.
ETA: Heh, I see they've changed the headline on the original article from Gunplay kills two in two boroughs over just a hour and a half span to Two men killed in two boroughs over just a hour and a half span.