Saf Me Up

I just have to tell ya'll that I had some crackers with cheese the other day. Sounds unlike me? GOT YA.

The crackers were Saf's raw food crackers which means that they had been dehydrated in one of those food dehydrators and were all raaaaw, seasoned with herbs, spices and vegetables. The cheeses were made of cashew nuts with some sun-dried tomatoes, olives and herbs.

My palette had a silent orgasm while I was eating them. Yumm-ie.

This is a food dehydrator. Most girls just want some diamonds, shoes or a sugar daddy. I want one of these.

In this country we speak American! With some fries on the side.

Remember how I wrote about Jamie Oliver's failed attempt to teach some American's to eat more healthily with less...lard and sugar (...) in his show called Food Revolution? Well now we know why Jamie Oliver's little plan of making Americans in Virginia healthy and happy and like not dead went down the drain. Apparently, "Americans don’t want to hear someone with a foreign accent tell them what to do."

Ohh...so that's why the U.S defied the UN a couple of years and killed loads of Iraqi people? NOW I understand! Thanks Morgan Spurlock!