It's Good To Be the Prosecutor, the Rev. Philip L. "Flip" Benham Edition

Vincent (Vinny Gorgeous) Basciano, a former mob boss, is being held under conditions reserved for terrorists after he was accused of scribbling a "hit list" with the names of the judge, a prosecutor and cooperating witnesses five years ago.

Meanwhile, Rev. Philip L. "Flip" Benham, director of the Dallas-based Operation Rescue/Operation Save America, convicted stalker of Ob/Gyns and proud creator and distributor of "Wanted"-style posters of the doctors, which included their names and home addresses, is sentenced to two years probation.

So, to recap:

Judges and prosecutors: The mere accusation of scribbling a "hit list" gets you held under conditions reserved for terrorists.

Ob/Gyns: The actual distribution of a "hit list" and stalking conviction gets you 2 years probation.