The Magic Brown Powder

You know when you eat chocolate and the second after you've finished it, you feel this strong urge to kill yourself for being so gross and fat? Well, don't suck on that pistol just yet girlfriend! Now, you can actually have chocolate without really having it!

Introducing: LeWhif, the little smart tube which sprays chocolate powder straight into your mouth! LeWhif gives you the elusion of having that irresistible chocolate - without the calories! Yaaay. According to their website, LeWhif was invented by a Harvard Professor along with "student, designers, engineers and entrepreneurs".

That's what I've always wanted. An entrepreneur and a student, designing stuff in a lab for me to put into my body. Sigh.

Let's all have a silent minute today and honour the death of real food. Amen.