The IQ of a celery stick

Are you a bit on the slow side? Did your mother eat a lot of mainstream vegetables when she was pregnant with you? Well make the connection here sweetie, because a recent study has shown that

"children whose mothers are exposed to high amounts of certain pesticides while pregnant appear to have lower IQs than their peers when they reach school age, according to three recent government-funded studies."

So if you don't want to pass on the "stupid gene", you better eat them organic bio-dynamic tomatoes. That is if you can afford them of course - if not, there's always Hollywood.